Alpha Class Cyborg unit 64
::Alpha Class Cyborg unit 64::
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3 hours ago
via: 5worm5

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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4 hours ago

wilsonthenderman asked: Wilson: this is really interesting. where is your brain? how are you controlling your tendrils?! that is so cool. i should take notes.

"I haven’t the foggiest where my brain is but I can turn my arm into a dick."

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4 hours ago

fedorabot asked: What the shit is this. What the shi t are you. What the shit--gonna poke the thing and scurry back because what the shit even is it. A+ Plan.

fedorabot:

drtoaster:

"Koda! No poking. Look. It’s me, Toaster. I’ve kinda borrowed one of my alternate’s bodies due to a multiverse glitch. I’m a slimey thing now."

[He’s just gonna slide out of his armour, become a blob as it falls to the floor, and reform into a humanoid-goo-thing.]

"See?"

WhAT THE SH I T 

"Doc what the shit??! You’re a… thing. A slimy thing. And squishy. And you expect me not to poke you?? That’s a tall order.”

"…Fine. You can poke me."

[The slimeborg’s limited features reform into a slightly disgruntled expression.]

"Frankly I haven’t the foggiest what I am, but I can essentially reform my body into any shape I need."

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5 hours ago

fedorabot asked: What the shit is this. What the shi t are you. What the shit--gonna poke the thing and scurry back because what the shit even is it. A+ Plan.

"Koda! No poking. Look. It’s me, Toaster. I’ve kinda borrowed one of my alternate’s bodies due to a multiverse glitch. I’m a slimey thing now."

[He’s just gonna slide out of his armour, become a blob as it falls to the floor, and reform into a humanoid-goo-thing.]

"See?"

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5 hours ago

wilsonthenderman asked: squish

"Oi. No poking without permission."

[Extends a tendril out of one of his joints and boops Wilson between the eyes.]

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5 hours ago

"So apparently My armour got transported to the repair bay when I transformed. I was able to find a spare synth-suit and squish my way into it. I hereby dubmyself, slimeborg."

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6 hours ago

Anonymous asked: yes now become a dong. dont tell me you dont want to at least one in your life.

"What’s that even supposed to mean. You need to word your sentences better anon all you’ve done here is confuse me."

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6 hours ago

ask-idiotbox asked: ((OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING))

"Because I’m a slime right now and I could have dicks on any area of my body if I so chose."

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6 hours ago

Anonymous asked: The possible erotic possibilities with this is endless

"Do all of you anons think the same way?”

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6 hours ago

Anonymous asked: BECOME A GIANT DONG

"…"